“The one who, in the course of his life, shows himself indifferent to the beauty, elegance, innocence, intelligence and affection of a cat, is as poor as the one who, walking in the spring of a village, is blind to the splendor of the flowers in the gardens. , deaf to the song of birds, irrespective of the sound of insects and the expression of the wind. “(E. Hamilton)
Why do we need cats?
This is a question I often ask myself: Why do we need cats?
In these many years since I grew up cats, I did not necessarily find an answer. Just a few assumptions. I am not a cat breeder to do business, but just a big cat lover.
Here are some of these assumptions that I made and now I want to share with you.
Maybe we as humans aspire to cleanliness, discretion, patience, precision, dignity, tenderness of the cat.
Maybe it fills a void, reinvents the game I forgot from childhood or maybe just completes an image.
Perhaps we often lack the courage to look beyond the outline, into the depths of our being. The glow of the mirror is transposed in the light of her eyes.
Maybe, sometimes, overwhelmed by defeat, we stand helpless on her shoulders, seeking relief. Or on the contrary, we share their success and joy.
Maybe we don’t want anything but a companion.
Maybe we are missing poetry.
Maybe we feel or think the same.
Maybe we can communicate.
Perhaps we humans, however, do not necessarily need cats. Maybe we just want to be better, richer, whole.
If you have a cat, you can educate her in the way you want, knowing her character. Use numerology.
The personal figure only shows indications of the character of your cat. This is the initial condition.
Why do cat need people?
Have you decided, my dear cat, to adopt a human being? Big mistake. You made the same mistake with the millions of cats that took in their custody these frustrated and suspicious creatures.
It will happen to you countless times, during your association with humans, to ask yourself why you bothered to overwhelm them with the divine grace of your presence.
What is so great about people? Why didn’t you choose one of the millions of existing cats than a company?
Our greatest cat-philosophers have struggled for centuries to answer this question. The detachment is very simple: the humans have the thumb of each hand placed opposite to the other fou
This incredible thing transforms humans into formidable tools. For opening the doors, unpacking, changing TV channels, cleaning the litter. And many other activities that for us, despite the obvious advantages we have, are difficult to achieve.
Well, chimpanzees and orangutans also have their thumbs up, but they’re not as easy to train as humans.
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How and when to capture the attention of your human?
If the communication signals have not reached their purpose, do not despair. There are other ways to capture the attention of your human.
It often happens that your human being mistakenly assumes. That he has other more important activities to do. Then meet your immediate desires.
For example, pay too much attention to business, family members or even sleep.
Although this is extremely unpleasant, you can still reverse the situation in your favor. Stubbornly stand in the way of the human and improve steadily. Exactly when he is very busy.
This system guaranteed and will cause the human to do absolutely everything you want. Exactly in the next instant. And that’s just to get rid of you and your ups and downs around his feet.
For no reason, human adolescents also use the same procedure.
There are two strings to convince your human to do what you want.
- Help him do the job.
Stand on the paper your human face is facing. He assumes that that derisive object is more important than your person.
Often it will give you crochet to determine how many you get off the paper.
Even better, help him work on the computer.
It is ideal to lie on the whole keyboard.
You can do the same with the TV remote, audio combination, car keys or babies.
- Walk your human being at unprecedented hours.
The golden moment of the cat is between 3.30 and 4.30 in the morning. If you take out the delicate lips on the sleeping human face between these hours, you have a higher chance that in an incoherent phase, it will do what you want.
Sometimes you will have to remove your handkerchiefs to get the desired attention. In order not to become a suspect you must occasionally scratch the griffin.
Sometimes, despite your desperate efforts, the human will stubbornly oppose you.
In this extreme situation, you will have to resort to the punishment of the disobedient being.
Scratching furniture or pruning decorative plants keep them as backup weapons. Unsophisticated humans misinterpret these activities. They will try to discipline you instead of correcting them.
In these modes of punishment brutal alternatives exist subtle, intelligent and equally effective:
- Use litter during the execution of an important formal dinner, where invited chief human your
- Watch strongly and disapproving the human you while attempting to address in a romantic way a lady
- Climb on the audio combo and pretend to go through access caused by a hairpin
- After the human has watched a horror movie, late at night, hide in the hanger on the hall. When you see him coming, jump in front of him, muttering aggressively
- As soon as the human has fallen asleep, sit down on his face.
Our world divided into two when it comes to the rules of good manners.
Some cats believe that humans prefer the gifts that have stopped breathing.
Other cats have found that humans love a canary or a hamster that still moves. This is fully demonstrated by the reaction of humans when presented with the gift. They jump up as if they were playing and immediately grab the gift animal.
The recommendation is that cold-blooded animals should be given free of life.
Those with hot blood to present to half-life (canaries, sparrows, neighbor’s pigeons, etc.) When you see the expression on the face of your human you will know that it was worth the effort.
How long do you keep your human?
You forced to support your human for a lifetime. The other 8 are at your disposal.
The recommendation is to try to live with more humans. If you are lucky, find one that deserves to spend your life. Although almost everyone is the same, What can you expect from them! They are just poor human beings.
Leaving the joke aside, I say we need cats in our lives. I started with one. But in time they multiplied. Although I have a family and a daughter, cats have filled my life. I had a professional career but the cats relaxed me. I am now a pensioner and I think with horror what it would be like if I didn’t have cats. How wonderful my life was.
On the other hand, why do cat need us? I extracted some elements of the cat’s behavior and presented them more than a joke. Why? Because cats bring joy to our home. For the little extra work you have to do when you have a cat, the reward is huge.
If you don’t have a cat yet, get a gift for the New Year. And you will save a life if you take it from a shelter.
I would like to hear your opinion on the subject, leaving me a comment. Thanks.
You can now learn to communicate directly with your cat.
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